rant

Okay so, it’s fall and my yearly rant about the neighbor’s tree.

My neighbor has this big, honkin’, some kinda big-ass-leave bearing tree in his yard. Every year, that tree takes a day at random after Halloween and decides to lose it’s shit and jettison all its brown leaves.

His yard gets dusted. My yard, due to wind, gets bombed.

WHY do WE have to rake this crap? WHY? It’s his tree. His leaves. He owns a rake, I’ve seen him use it. He’s retired. He has NO other things to do like.. oh.. WORK.

Yes, I am perfecting my old biddy skills, but come on. At least offer to help. Or be sad about it. Or buy us ta yearly supply of lawn bags so we have something to put YOUR leaves in.

/rant